Omaha, NE: Saturday, Feb 23

Hanging out with medical professionals and students has its advantages, including refills on stupid human stories. I figured that with all my raves on awesome people across the states, we could use some laughs at the not-so-fortunately-cool. My top faves from the night:

1. She Don’t Use Jelly (right)

A pregnant woman visits the doctor, amazed that she even got pregnant. “I always used spermicidal jelly. Sure, it tasted bad, but every morning I ate some with my toast.” Yeah, sadly, it is a true story.

2. Skip the Strips - Bleach Your Teeth

A woman comes into the dentist, complaining that she has 0 biters and chompers. While she had teeth, though she didn’t like to brush or floss, she wanted to keep her smile sparkling … so she regularly rinsed her mouth with household bleach. Gotta love those crazy meth heads and their addiction to ingesting cleaning supplies. What’s a little bleach when you’re used to using Draino to make nomobraino to smoke?

These plonkers provide more laughs than the stupid tech support calls! Don’t be fooled, poor sleep deprived residents can lack some serious common sense on occasion - so the laughs don’t always stop at the patients. Share your favorite stupid-human story - it’s OK, you can make fun of me if needed.